Keep calm and pick a god and pray.

lipstick-autistic:

Please stop saying autistic people ‘have the minds of [insert age here]’.

An eighteen-year-old autistic person does not have the mind of a child, they have the mind of an eighteen-year-old autistic person. 

Stop infantilizing autistic people.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

promountains:

hazuki22:

grellandcompany:

stoned-levi:

precious-potatoes:

sociopathicassbutt:

deathpoolquinn:

dolls-fashion:

unknown-0-geek:

xjalfoy:

Potterheads wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.
Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.
Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.
Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.
Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.
Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.
Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.
True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.
Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.
The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.
Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.
Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.
Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~
lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.
trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.
the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.
psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.
the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.
buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.
bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.
Inception fans oh wait
X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.
Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast.
Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain
Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage.
Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again.
Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!”
Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun.
Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat.
Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last.
Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again.
Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers.
Criminal Minds fans wake up in Quantico to Hotch telling them ‘Wheels up in 30. Briefing on the jet.’

Literally the Best thing ever!

^^ reblogging for the inception one

Welcome to Night Vale fans well… just another day in Night Vale

THE INCEPTION ONE

Hetalia fans wake up to Germany yelling at them that they are going to be late for training.

Attack on Titan fans wake up crying in a quiet field next to your sister.

black butler fans wake up in an ornate room at the phantomhive manor in 18th century England with Sebastian knocking at the door saying breakfast and tea are being served down  the dining room. 

this made me cry yesterday cause all I want is to wake up happy…. Sorry carry on.

*hugs for the comment above me*

promountains:

hazuki22:

grellandcompany:

stoned-levi:

precious-potatoes:

sociopathicassbutt:

deathpoolquinn:

dolls-fashion:

unknown-0-geek:

xjalfoy:


Potterheads
wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.

Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.

Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.

Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.

Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.

Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.

Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.

True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.

Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.

The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.

Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.

Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.

Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~

lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.

trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.

the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.

psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.

the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.

buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.

bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.

Inception fans oh wait

X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.

Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast.

Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain

Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage.

Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again.

Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!”

Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun.

Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat.

Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last.

Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again.

Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers.

Criminal Minds fans wake up in Quantico to Hotch telling them ‘Wheels up in 30. Briefing on the jet.’

Literally the Best thing ever!

^^ reblogging for the inception one

Welcome to Night Vale fans well… just another day in Night Vale

THE INCEPTION ONE

Hetalia fans wake up to Germany yelling at them that they are going to be late for training.

Attack on Titan fans wake up crying in a quiet field next to your sister.

black butler fans wake up in an ornate room at the phantomhive manor in 18th century England with Sebastian knocking at the door saying breakfast and tea are being served down  the dining room. 

this made me cry yesterday cause all I want is to wake up happy…. Sorry carry on.

*hugs for the comment above me*

YEAH OKAY I SAW THE ENTIRETY OF IWATOBI SWIM CLUB BUT NOW I’M CRYING BECAUSE FUCK THIS ANIME AND IT’S CUTE LITTLE HAPPY ENDING AND IT’S EMOTIONAL SHIT FUCK IT ALL

literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman

literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?
great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman

Children should remain silent, and they are ‘good’ when they’re quiet, but ‘bad’ when they are not, because they are disturbing the adults and causing trouble. This attitude runs through the way people interact with children on every level, and yet, they seem surprised when it turns out that children have been struggling with serious medical problems, or they’ve been assaulted or abused.

The most common response is ‘well why didn’t the child say something?’ or ‘why didn’t the child talk to an adult?’ Adults constantly assure themselves that children know to go to a grownup when they are in trouble, and they even repeat that sentiment to children; you can always come to us, adults tell children, when you need help. Find a trusted adult, a teacher or a doctor or a police officer or a firefighter, and tell that adult what’s going on, and you’ll be helped, and everything will be all right.

The thing is that children do that, and the adults don’t listen. Every time a child tells an adult about something and nothing happens, that child learns that adults are liars, and that they don’t provide the promised help. Children hold up their end of the deal by reporting, sometimes at great personal risk, and they get no concrete action in return. Sometimes, the very adult people tell a child to ‘trust’ is the least reliable person; the teacher is friends with the priest who is molesting a student, the firefighter plays pool with the father who is beating a child, they don’t want to cause a scene.

Or children are accused of lying for attention because they accused the wrong person. They’re told they must be mistaken about what happened, unclear on the specifics, because there’s no way what they’re saying could be true, so and so isn’t that kind of person. A mother would never do that. He’s a respected member of the community! In their haste to close their ears to the child’s voice, adults make sure the child’s experience is utterly denied and debunked. Couldn’t be, can’t be, won’t be. The child knows not to say such things in the future, because no one is listening, because people will actively tell the child to be quiet.

Children are also told that they aren’t experiencing what they’re actually experiencing, or they’re being fussy about nothing. A child reports a pain in her leg after gym class, and she’s told to quit whining. Four months later, everyone is shocked when her metastatic bone cancer becomes unavoidably apparent. Had someone listened to her in the first place when she reported the original bone pain and said it felt different that usual, she would have been evaluated sooner. A child tells a teacher he has trouble seeing the blackboard, and the teacher dismisses it, so the child is never referred for glasses; the child struggles with math until high school, when someone finally acknowledges there’s a problem.

This attitude, that children shouldn’t be believed, puts the burden of proof on children, rather than assuming that there might be something to their statements. Some people seem to think that actually listening to children would result in a generation of hopelessly spoiled brats who know they can say anything for attention, but would that actually be the case? That assumption is rooted in the idea that children are not trustworthy, and cannot be respected. I’m having trouble understanding why adults should be viewed as inherently trustworthy and respectable, especially in light of the way we treat children.

wtfmanga:

NOPE

sheikofthesheikah:

If you don’t think I have the best boyfriend on the planet, you’re wrong.

sheikofthesheikah:

If you don’t think I have the best boyfriend on the planet, you’re wrong.